Innovative humorist Dirck Toll does not want to be followed, streamed, liked, friended, unfriended, monetized, gamified, swiped left, swiped right, swiped from, memed, mined, mowed, or mummed. His next move is yet to be revealed, and for now he directs you to his betters:

Girl Rising – advocating for girls’ rights to education worldwide

Earthjustice – protecting the environment by direct action through the legal system

And if you have time after that, you can go ahead and catch up on the headlines: